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OpenAI Ends Cursor Access After SpaceX Deal; Promises Affected Developers Support Group. Asks It To Take Notes

San Francisco — Aug. 28, 2026
Developers in folding chairs at a support group, empty chair holding a laptop that says it cares about the transition

OpenAI said it would support the developers most affected. The support was a support group. Officials asked it to take notes.